i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
"I said my sword was a tool of justice… Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now… now I’m not so sure. And besides… This isn’t my sword."
YOU’RE JUST LIKE MEEEE, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYY
BUT WHO’S TO JUUUUUUDDGGGE
THE RIIIGHT FROM WROOOOOONG
WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREEEEEE
THAT VIIIIIIIIIOOOLENCE BREEDS VIIIIIIIIOOOLENCE
IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAYYY
I CARVED MY OWN PATH
YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.
Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.